California Girls

see them on their big bright screen
ten and blonde and seventeen
eating nonfood keeps them lean
but they're young forever
if they must grow up
they marry dukes and earls
I hate california girls

they aint broke so they put on airs
the faux folks sans derrieres
they breathe coke and have affiairs
with each passing rock star

they come on like squares
then get off like squirrels
I hate california girls

looking down their perfect noses
at me and my kind
do they think we wont, well nevermind

laughing through their perfect teeth at 
everyone I know
do they think we wont get up an go, so

I have planned my grand attacks
I will stand behind their backs
with my brand new battle axe
and will they taste my wrath
they will hear me say as the pavement whirls
I hate california girls
they will hear me say as the pavement whirls
I hate california girls
they will hear me say as the pavement whirls
I hate california girls
they will hear me say as the pavement whirls
I hate california girls
they will hear me say as the pavement whirls
I hate california girls