Problem (Bart Baker PARODY)

It’s Iggy Iggz
I look like a dude dressed as a girl
(That’s a major problem)
Hey kids do you remember me from Nickelodeon?
I got thin
But don’t worry I’m still just as dumb
Actually more cause now I’m vegan
When my body’s sideways
You cannot see me
All this over ual dancing just doesn’t suit me
I look like I’m 10
My skirt is so short I might as well be naked
All of my views are from horny dudes spankin’

Random black guy whispering
I’m a random black guy whispering
Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth?
Can you please zoom out dude?

Zoom back in

There’s broccoli stuck in my teeth
I got rib meat stuck between my teeth
So please stop zooming in on my teeth
Big Sean you need to start flossin’

I swear that I’m totally unique
Nobody’s like me
Girl please that’s not true
Your voice is [bad word] carbon copy of Mariah Carey
Hey [bad word] you
What he said is a fact [bad word] just admit that
You’re clearly trying to steal my massive appeal
Aren’t you 82?
I can sing higher
Oh yea? Prove it grandma!

Stop!

Stop zooming in on my mouth.
I am getting really annoyed now.
That’s it I am pulling my piece out.
Zoom in one more time I dare you!

It’s Iggy Iggz uh!
My balls just dropped
Wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream
This set looks like a Tim Burton  dream
My hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video
My voice sounds like I am rapping through a hole in my throat
Iggy Iggy too biggie to be confessin’
That I’m actually a big black dude who go into cross dressin’
Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket
I think that dude in the back must have just Googled that [bad word] Didn’t have enough makeup to cover up my black skin
So I dug up Steve Jobs’ coffin and stole his sweater from him
Have you noticed the backdrop that’s been here all along?
We’ve been hypnotizing ya’ll to like this song like what!

We’re hypnotizing you
Buy this song on iTunes
People say my name reminds them of Starbucks
That’s because my dad’s a Grande coffee cup

Sorry Ariana you’re through.
You’re getting old almost 22.
And we need someone bigger than you.
Wait what the hell are you saying?
You need to get an upgrade.
Well actually totally replaced.
Say hi to Ariana Venti.
I sing even higher than you.