Glass of Water (Discord's Song)

[Discord]

little glass of water please 
fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze 
Some tea with honey from the bees 
Whenever you can brew it 

Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea. 

[Discord]

And while I get a little rest 
teeny tiny small request 
Some codfish oil for my chest 
Poured from a crystal [bad word] 

Twilight Sparkle: crystal [bad word] 

[Discord]

My goodness, I'm a [bad word] 
Because I fear I've got the croup 
I need a vat of pumpkin soup 
And scarves made out of zinnias 

Did I say zinnias? I meant silk 
Or something shiny of that ilk 
And then I'll need some nice warm milk 
And pastries from Abyssinia 

And since my stomach's feeling [bad word] 
Why not give my aching tummy 
Something soothing, something yummy 
Piled up with noodles? 

Add a slice of homemade rye 
With stacks of Swiss way up high 
Served with sides of sweet mince pie 
More basil; I need oodles! 

Twilight Sparkle: Anything else? 

[Discord]

I'll be grateful for your charity 
Until the bitter end 
Because I've heard that tenderness 
Is what you lend an ailing friend 

Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
Twilight Sparkle: Right, but— 

Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise? 

I'd like that glass of water please 
Some magic spell to cure disease 
firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze 
fresh bouquet of roses 

Some lozenges will soon appease 
My wheezing when I start to sneeze 
wig to keep me from the breeze 
And blankets for my toes-es 

Take tweezers out of my valise 
And then massage my knobby knees 
bowl of peas, some extra cheese 
cuddle with a Pekingese 
singing harp who's named Louise 
goat on skis, a new trapeze 
And more and more and more and more of these 

And just because I oughta..

Make sure I'm drinking in the right 
Amount of fluids day and night 
I wish I may, I wish I might 
Have just one little thing 
Oh, would you please finally bring 
Me that tiny glass 
Of water?!