Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Everyone else has had more  than me 
Ooh-ooh 
Everyone else has had more  than me 
Ooh-ooh 

Everyone else has had more  than me. 
Does anyone else get that feeling? 
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes; 
Grandparents swing from the ceiling; 

Everyone else has had more  than me 
Ooh-ooh 
Everyone else has had more  than me 
Ooh-ooh 

Corporate capers and office amour; 
Shenanigans outdoor and in 
Resist, and then later you find out there's more 
Regret in not doing the sin. 

All lives have to die - of that there's no help; 
My favourite way to end 'em 
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp 
Enters the female pudendum, 

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck, 
Left for his rivals to curse it. 
He would rather die than not get to [bad word]  
Personally, I reckon it's worth it. 

Everyone else has had more  than me 
Ooh-ooh 
Does everybody else get that feeling? 
Ooh-ooh 
Everyone else has had more  than me 
Ooh-ooh 
Does everybody else get that feeling? 
Ooh-ooh 

Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Everyone else has had more  than me 
Does everyone 
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Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Does everybody else get that feeling? 
Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Everyone else has had more  than me 
Does everyone 
Ooh-ooh 
Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Does everybody else get that feeling? 
Does everyone 
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Does everyone 
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Does everyone 
Does everyone 
Does everyone think