It happens

Missed my alarm clock ringing
 Woke up, telephone screaming
 Boss man singing his same old song
 Rolled in late about an hour
 no cup of coffee, no shower
 Walk of shame with two different shoes on

 Now it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring
 The same old worn out, blah, blah story
 There's no good explanation for it at all

 Chorus:
 Ain't no rhyme or reason
 No complicated meaning
 Ain't no need to over-think it
 Let go, laughing
 Life don't go quite like you planned it
 We try so hard to understand it
 The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
 Pshh It happens

 My trusty-rusty had a flat
 I borrowed my neighbors Cadillac
 "I'll be right back," going down to Wally World
 That yellowed light turned red too quickly
 Knew that truck the moment it hit me
 Out stepped my ex and his new girl
 ("Sorry 'bout your neck baby")

 But it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring
 The same old worn out, blah, blah story
 There's no good explanation for it at all

 Ain't no rhyme or reason
 No complicated meaning
 Ain't no need to over-think it
 Let go, laughing
 Life don't go quite like you planned it
 We try so hard to understand it
 The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
 It happens

 Ain't no rhyme or reason
 No complicated meaning
 Ain't no need to over-think it
 Let go, laughing
 Life don't go quite like you planned it
 We try so hard to understand it
 The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
 It happens
 Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable, totally beautiful fact is...pshh, it happens