Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had a wonky eye! (Oh she had a wonky eye!)
 
wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had a broken nose! (Oh she had a broken nose!)

Broken nose, (broken nose)

wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had a hair lip! (Oh she had a hair lip!)

Hair lip, (hair lip)

broken nose, (broken nose)

wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had a double chin! (Oh she had a double chin!)

double chin, (double chin)

hair lip, (hair lip)

broken nose, (broken nose)

wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had a 48! (Oh she had a 48!)

48, (48) 

double chin, (double chin)

hair lip, (hair lip)

broken nose, (broken nose)

wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had V....D....

48, (48) 

double chin, (double chin)

hair lip, (hair lip)

broken nose, (broken nose)

wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had a hairy [bad word]  (Oh she had a hairy [bad word] )

Hairy [bad word]  (hairy [bad word] 

V....D....

48, (48) 

double chin, (double chin)

hair lip, (hair lip)

broken nose, (broken nose)

wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Oh she had a club foot! (Oh she had a club foot!) 

Club foot, (club foot)

hairy [bad word]  (hairy [bad word] 

V....D....

48, (48) 

double chin, (double chin)

hair lip, (hair lip)

broken nose, (broken nose)

wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Have you seen my wife? (Have we seen your wife)

My wife? (your wife)

Club foot, (club foot)

Hairy [bad word]  (hairy [bad word] 

V....D....

48, (48) 

Double chin, (double chin)

Hair lip, (hair lip)

Broken nose, (broken nose)

Wonky eye, (a wonky eye)

And golden haaaaaair...!

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Alouette, Chelsea alouette,

Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea!...