Future Ex Girlfriend

Saw you on the street,
We had to meet.
I thought I should greet you,
In just one week I would delete you.

People say the stupidest things,
On their first date like:
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance,
But you adore them,
So you just ignore them.
Then came you raising the bar,
Oh, you, you won't be undone.
I looked into your eyes,
And much to my surprise,
I saw there was nothing in there,
'Cause there's nothing,
Between your ears but air!

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
She's as sweet as a rose,
Yes, she is.
She has such beautiful lips,
Now, if only they were closed.

I love how you adore me,
Oh, but honey how you bore me.
Your life's such a wreck,
I've lost all respect,
I don't mean to surprise you,
It took me just one week to despise you!

And I don't care that you're a model,
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell,
That your brain is shot to hell,
And no one cares that you love Keanu.
Oh, what's the difference anyway,
Everybody knows that he's [bad word] 
Okay, I really don't know that,
But let's face it,
He's too hot to be straight!

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
That girl's such a prize,
Yes, she is.
She'll be the Queen of the world,
For a day or less in my eyes.

Perhaps I'll wear a suit,
When I give you the boot,
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial,
I just think I'll look more official!

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
She's as sweet as a rose,
Yes, she is.
She has such beautiful lips,
Now, if only they were closed.

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
That girl's such a prize,
Yes, she is.
She'll be the Queen of the world,
For a day or less in my eyes.