Future Ex Girlfriend

Saw you on the street,
We had to meet.
I thought I should greet you,
In just one week I would delete you.

People say the stupidest things,
On their first date like:
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance,
But you adore them,
So you just ignore them.
Then came you raising the bar,
Oh, you, you won't be undone.
I looked into your eyes,
And much to my surprise,
I saw there was nothing in there,
'Cause there's nothing,
Between your ears but air!

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
She's as sweet as a rose,
Yes, she is.
She has such beautiful lips,
Now, if only they were closed.

I love how you adore me,
Oh, but honey how you bore me.
Your life's such a wreck,
I've lost all respect,
I don't mean to surprise you,
It took me just one week to despise you!

And I don't care that you're a model,
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell,
That your brain is shot to [bad word] 
And no one cares that you love Keanu.
Oh, what's the difference anyway,
Everybody knows that he's [bad word] 
Okay, I really don't know that,
But let's face it,
He's too hot to be straight!

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
That girl's such a prize,
Yes, she is.
She'll be the Queen of the world,
For a day or less in my eyes.

Perhaps I'll wear a suit,
When I give you the boot,
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial,
I just think I'll look more official!

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
She's as sweet as a rose,
Yes, she is.
She has such beautiful lips,
Now, if only they were closed.

There goes my future ex girlfriend,
That girl's such a prize,
Yes, she is.
She'll be the Queen of the world,
For a day or less in my eyes.