Shikkari! Try La Lai (Osaka Character Song)

"docchi no kumo ga SHAABETTO?"   
"so ya ne, docchi yaro?"
docchi yaro  docchi yaro
... shiran de 
["Which cloud is sherbert?"
"Yeah, which is it?"
Which is it, which is it
....I dunno]

itsumo saigo ni natteru
konna hazu chau de
se ya kedo  se ya kedo
... makehen 
[I'm always last
This is probably true
Even so, even so
...I won't lose]

bonyari to
nonbiri to
atashi dake ga?   ... nande yaro [Absentminded and
Carefree and
Only me?  ...What the heck?]

Lai La La Lai La La
TRY La Lai
Lai La La Lai... 

Lai La La Lai La La
Try La Lai
Lai La La Lai...

nantoka naru yo
TRY La Lai
nantoka naru yaro
Lai La La Lai I'll be TRY
Lai La La Lai I'll be TRY 
[Somehow I'll become
Try La Lai
Somehow I'll become it
Lai La La Lai I'll be try
Lai La La Lai I'll be try]

"docchi no JUUSU ga iin dakke?"
"so ya ne, docchi yaro?"
shuwa shuwa  tansan
... nomehen 
["Which juice would be good?"
"Yeah, which one?"
Shuwa shuwa*, carbonation
I didn't get to drink]

TENPO no sei ya zenbu
hen na ko ya nai yo
chau nen  chau nen
... honma ni 
[The tempo of every clear night
strange girl can't do it
All wrong, all wrong
...Truly]

bonyari de
nonbiri de
shikkari se na!   ... se ya kedo na    [Absentmindedly
Carelessly
Get it together!  ...But I can't]

Lai La La Lai La La
TRY La Lai
Lai La La Lai...  

Lai La La Lai La La
Try La Lai
Lai La La Lai...

nantoka naru yo
TRY La Lai
nantoka naru yaro
Lai La La Lai I'll be TRY
Lai La La Lai I'll be TRY
TRY! TRY! 
[Somehow I'll become
Try La Lai
Somehow I'll become it
Lai La La Lai I'll be try
Lai La La Lai I'll be try
Try!  Try!]

*'shuwa shuwa' is the sound a soda bottle makes when you open it