The Christmas Song

You miss me christmas
Every day of the year
I'm missing christmas
I can't stand when i hear
Those jingles laughter
It's so cozy to know
I'm going crazy
Every time i see snow
There's holly shopping
Mistletoe and a kiss [bad word] april sunshine
It's just christmas i miss

Eggnog and presents and
Trimming the tree and the
Plaza lights icicles
Give them to me oh i
Might go crazy [bad word] the daisies
I want christmas
Now

I count the seconds
'til department stores glitter
Friendly snowmen
Oh my heart's all a-twitter
Scarves and mittens
Shoot this season like coke
Addictive christmas
Can't you give me a toke
There's sugar toddies
Melt your troubles away [bad word] august sunsets [bad word] september and may

Eggnog and presents and
Trimming the tree and the
Plaza lights icicles
Give them to me oh i
Might go crazy [bad word] the daisies
I want christmas
Now
Eggnog and presents and
Trimming the tree and the
Plaza lights icicles
Give them to me oh i
Don't want jesus
'til hell freezes i
Just want christmas
Now