(Tu-ru-tap, tu-pa-ra, pa-ra-tum-tu-tap

(Tu-ru-tap, tu-pa-ra, pa-ra-tum-tu-tap, 
Tu-ru, un-tu-du, tu-du-tu-tap (tu-ru-ru-ru, tu-tah-)
Tu-pa-ra, pa-ra-tum-tu-tap (tu-ru-ru-ru, tah-tah-)
Tu-ru, un-tu-du, tu-du-tu-tap (tu-ru-ru-ru, tu-tah-)
Tu-pa-ra, pa-ra-tum-tu-tap (tu-ru-ru-ru, ta-ra-ra-))
{Tu-tu, dau!}

Comes a rainstorm - put your rubbers on your feet
(Tu-ru-ru-, hah-),
Comes a snowstorm - you can get a little heat
(Tu-ru-ru-, hah-),
Comes lo-o-o-ove (comes love) - nothing can be do-one 
(Tu-ru-ru-ru, hah-, hah-).

Comes a fire - then you know just what to do 
(Tu-ru-ru-, hah-),
Blow a tire - you can buy another shoe 
(Tu-ru-ru-, hah-),
Comes lo-o-o-ove (comes love) - nothing can be do-one
(Tu-ru-ru-ru, oh-oh-oh-oh-).

{Don't try} (tu-wap) hiding, cause there isn't any use
(Tu-ru-ru, dee-dee-dap, ain't no u-use) -
You'll start {sliding, when your heart turns on the ju-uice}.
(Ta-ra-tum-ta-ra!)

Comes a headache - you can lose it in a day
(Tu-ru-ru-, hah-ah-),
Comes a toothache - see your dentist right away
(Tu-ru-ru-, hah-ah-),
Comes lo-o-o-ove (comes love) - nothing can be done.

(Orchestration)
(Uh-, uh-uh-, uh-uh, pa-ru-ru-, tu-ru-ru, 
Tah-, tah-, tah-tah-tah!)

Comes a heatwave - you can hurry to the shore,
Comes a summons - you can hide behind the door,
Comes lo-o-o-ove - nothing can be done, hey!

(Ooh-ooh-) Comes the mea-i-isles - you can quarantine a room,
(Ooh-ooh-) Comes a mousey - you can chase it with a broom 
(Chase it away),
Comes love (comes love) - nothing can be done
(Ta-du-ta-du-da-tu-da).

That's all, brother, if you've ever been in love
(Ooh-ooh-aah, ta-ra-ta-tu-da),
That's all, brother, you know what I'm thinkin' o-of
(Ooh-ooh-aah, you know what I mean).

Comes a nightmare - you can always stay awake
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh),
Comes depression (ah-ah) - you may get another break,
Comes l-o-o-oove (ah-na-na-na) - nothing can be done.
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aah!)

(Orchestration & vocals improvization)

(Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah)
(Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah, ah-ah!)
(Lead vocals scat)
(Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah)
(Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah, ah-ah-ah!)
Nothing can be do-o-one! Oh-oh!

(Orchestration)

Comes a rainstorm - put your rubbers on your feet
(Ta-ra, ooh-),
Comes a snowstorm you can get a little heat,
(Ta-ra, ooh-ooh-),
Comes lo-o-ove - (no) no-[o]-othing can be do-o-one
(Ooh, nothi-ng).

Mm, comes a fire then you know just what to do
(Uh-, tu-ru-ru-),
Blow a tire - you can buy another shoe
(Tu-tu-),
Comes lo-[o]-ove (comes love) - nothing can be done
(Back vocals scat).

(Lead vocals improvization)
{When your heart turns on the ju-uice!}

Comes a headache, you can lose it in a day 
(Tu-du-ta-tah),
Comes a toothache, see your dentist right away 
(Tu-du-ta-tah),
Comes lo-o-o-o-ve (comes love-), 
Co-o-o-o-o-o-o-omes love (comes love-),
Co-au-omes love (comes love), 
Nothi-[i]-ing ca-[a]-an be do-[o]-one!

(Scat conclusion on start back vocals theme)

Nothing can be done! 
I said nothing, nothing, nothing can be done!
Nothing can be done! Hm-mm, mm-mm-mm.