Fas Lane

[Royce Da 5'9":]
 First verse, uh
 I'm on 'til I'm on a island
 My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot
 Before I touch dirt, I'll kill you all with kindness
 I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse
 You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form
 Slap up a cop and then snatch 'm out of his uniform
 Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
 And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn.
 Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all [bad word] know
 Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'
 Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha [bad word]  Me and Shady deaded the past, 
 So that basically resurrected my cashflow
 I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat [bad word]  Though I ain't wrapped tight
 My blood type's the '80s
 My '90s was like the Navy, 
 You was like the Bradys, 
 You still fly kites daily

 [Eminem:]
 Catch me in my Mercedes
 Bumping "Ice, Ice Baby” 
 Screaming' Shady 'til I die
 Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
 So I live it to the fullest 
 'til I'm Swayze
 And you only live it once, so 
 I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
 Wait, no, stop me now before I get on a roll  [bad word] 
 Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 
 'Cause she's kinda famous
 And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
 Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my [bad word] in your [bad word] 
 You morons think that I'm a genius
 Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, 
 Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
 And that's back 
 Wit' a capital wit' an exclamation mark, maybe
 You should listen when I flip the linguistics
 ‘Cause I'm gonna rip this mystical slick [bad word]  You don't wanna become another victim 
 Оr statistic of this [bad word]  ‘Cause after I spit the bullets, 
 I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
 I'ma kick the ballistics so get this [bad word]  I'ma live this

 Livin' life in the fast lane
 Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
 Only got a gallon in the gas tank
 But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
 I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
 Just gon' roll 'til I drop 
 And ride 'til I die
 I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
 I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
 Royce

 [Royce Da 5'9":]
 My whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
 At war wit' a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
 My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins
 I made a pact with the Devil that says 
 "I'll let you take me
 You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse, Jack Kevorkian”
 Go ‘back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
 I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
 My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers
 Spin ‘em around, enterin' in the vicinity

 [Eminem:]
 Now, was called Eminem, 
 but he threw away the candy and ate the rappers
 Chewed him up and spitted him out
 Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
 He's lookin' around this club 
 And it looks like people are havin' a [bad word] fit now
 Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
 Did I s-st-stutter, [bad word]  F-ck them all, he shuts
 The whole [bad word]  Walmart d-d-down 
 Every time he comes a-r-r-round
 And he came to the club tonight wit' 5'9″ 
 To hold this [bad word] down
 Like a [bad word]  chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown
 Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
 Just by the way that you keep lickin' them [bad word] like lips, 
 I'm agitated, aggravated to the point you don't suc