I Can Do Whatever I'm White

(Wait a minute, ha ha, i'm white)
i can do whatever, i'm white
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah

when i'm in detroit, i run red lights
the cops don't mind it's aight they say
you can do whatever you white
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah
i buy me some clothes, i dress real wack
bright white pants and a [bad word] pack
i can dress however i like
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah

(Verse 1)
anything i want i can buy a couple stocks 
and i sit outside and drink some red wine
the cops drive by and they shout "hell yeah!"
cause you know that the cops don't care yeah
i love me some hockey, need me some hockey
frisbees aight but it ain't no hockey
buy me a retriever and listen to Reba
and i can be a stay at home dad yeah

when i'm in detroit i run red lights
the cops don't mind, it's aight they say
you can do whatever you white
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah
i buy me some clothes, i dress real wack
bright white pants and a [bad word] pack
i can dress hoever i like 
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah

(Verse 2)
any time i want man i can go golfin'
i can go joggin' or ride on my moped
drive to the lake front in my Dodge Neon
do me some fishin' and some jet skiin'
grab my car keys and head to the roller rink
with my roller blades on and my camcorder tapin'
and i can wear my shorts up above my knees
and i always pay my Blockbuster fees, yeah

i love me some hockey i need me some hockey
frisbees aight but it ain't no hockey
buy me a retriever and listen to Reba
and i can be a stay at home dad, yeah

when i'm in detroit, i run red lights
the cops don't mind, it's aight they say
you can do whatever you white
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah
i buy me some clothes, i dress real wack
bright white pants and a [bad word] pack 
i can dress however i like 
baby i can do whatever i'm white yeah