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жанры: comedy, rap, funny, hiphop
I'm korean
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Rucka Rucka Ali
жанры: comedy, rap, funny, hiphop
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I'm a Korean And i'd like my food cooked right Cause they're not giving me the good rice And the [bad word] giving me my food looks like a [bad word] I don't like how my beef pork looks like And the last time i eat your food i got the Rice chicken beef tofu now i [bad word] while i'm peeing And you might not belive i could fight I'm a white belt but i have two stripes I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans I would like to just drink my bud light Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii And blow up the countries i don't like Cause i'm a Korean I'm not that nice (uh uh) I build a bomb (yeah) Then pick a country (you) And blow i up I work for NASA (cool) We look at stars (wow) You know Apollo That movie is good I talk like ching chang chong Why do you drop on me so much Napalm I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store Bonzai I like to play magic cards You heard of china I was in charge of china town in Vietnam I'm still around You can come through to play When i play poker i just throw all my chips in Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson I smoke coke, it's fun You think i'm joking man I made alot of money from Pokémon I'm a Korean I think Michael Jackson's a good guy I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys Cause in my country we can touch young guys On their [bad word] And my wife is 13 and cooks my Macaroni n' cheese so good i got her out on the street Find More lyrics at www [bad word] For a good good price 10 years ago I'm not gonna lie (uh uh) I like it rough (uh huh) Hillary Clinton Let's get it on (woo) I have a missile (uh huh) It's very small (so small) It's in my pants (hehe) I can't get it up (aww) I bomb New York (oops) Better luck next time You heard of London (uh huh) Not anymore (aww) I bomb Iran (yeah) Oops that's Japan Not again I made a goof Now i gotta start again I roll *The* world up in a ball like *Calamari* If i bomb your crib, yep sorry I'm a ninja warrior I went to Harvard, i bomb pearl harbor I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful (I am small [bad word] Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa Death to all, [bad word] the world cause i like Tupac Now the world must stop, cause of my small [bad word] One day you'll say why is everyone dead Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place It's planet of the apes (oh okay) I'm a Korean And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight Because i think that if he heard my My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me i'm stealing And i'd like my chinense food cooked right I don't like Japanese or the Thai I would like to see the whole world die Cause i'm a Korean Thanks to Eh-Pic. for correcting these lyrics
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Rucka Rucka Ali (родился 20 января 1987) американский рэпер, певец, поэт, актер, комик и сатирик наиболее известный своими песнями пародиями на Youtube. Назван одним из самых успешных исполнителей на YouTube набрав более 100 миллионов просмотров такими хитами, как "Ching Chang Chong" и "Justin's Beaver". Он выпустил шесть независимых студийных альбомов, три из которых вошли в чарты Billboard в категории Top Comedy Albums.
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