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Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
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Epic Rap Battles of History
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! BABE RUTH! VS LANCE ARMSTRONG! BEGIN! [Nicepeter as Lance Armstrong] Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression, I'll let you be the second fat women hearing my confession. I admit it, I did what I had to do to win! I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin! With your drinking and smoking and choking down food, I know French dudes with better manners than you! So swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do, I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you! [EpicLLOYD as Babe Ruth] You live strong, beat cancer, congratulations! Now I'll drop your [bad word] faster than your own foundation. Third base with an Olsen twin, that's the sin, face it! She's just a little girl, what did you give her, a bracelet? Whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch! You're as boring as your Tour de France is to watch. So come on, little buddy, don't look so [bad word] With all that blood and attitude, you're like a menstrual cyclist! [Nicepeter as Lance Armstrong] You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me? That's like having a pasta contest without Italy! You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame. Just think what you could've done if you would've actually train! I'm the pinnacle of physical condition while you dip your stick in prostitutes and called it foul tippin', Are you trippin'? You'll be nothing but a skeleton, Messing with the fellow in yellow who will be pedaling like hell up in the Peloton! [EpicLLOYD as Babe Ruth] It's the bottom of the ninth against a Texan in a bathing suit Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth. It may be way too soon but I'm calling my shot, And I'm not talking about those Italian syringes you bought! The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park, And round the bases to the sound of up-roaring applause, While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because, You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was! You look tired, kid, you've got Sheryl crows feet eyes. Pedal home to France, and maybe bring me back some fries! Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic, I'll fan your fancy bike and all Yerr out, with three strikes, and just one ball! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* OF HISTORY!
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Epic Rap Battles of History — оригинальная серия роликов, созданная Nice Peter’ом и Epic Lloyd’ом. Эта серия сталкивает исторических персонажей и персонажей современного шоу-бизнеса, как вымышленных, так и настоящих, в формате рэп-баттла. В первых сериях роли исполняли только создатели сериала; позже к участию в шоу стали приглашаться различные американские интернет-звезды — Лиза Донован, Джордж... подробнее
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