SLICK RICK

[Hook]
Duck down when you see me in that monster coupe
Slick rick said treat 'em like a prostitute
She on my [bad word] like flies in a box of fruit
Slick rick said treat 'em like a prostitute
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[Verse 1]
First I met this freak, she was outside of the milk store
Took her in the alley and I ran up in her real slow
Sucking on my willy like a real pro
Plus she had some [bad word] and you know she let me feel those
She said "what's your number?" I said 1-800-hell no [bad word] get going before I drop you with my elbow
 [bad word]  I'm a real riding from the b side streets
You can come and come and see me on that late night creep
I ain't got no time for some date night [bad word] Cause I just wanna find me a late night freak
Lil Ugly Mane I know how to play 'em
I be [bad word] with these hoes but I never ever pay 'em

Chorus X2

[Verse 2]
I [bad word] the [bad word] it was outside of the church next
She said that her and her man they had the worst 
I used the jelly so her booty hole hurt less
Then I pulled out and I skeeted on her church dress
I don't give a [bad word] about impressing these broads
Leave 'em looking messy in the presence of God
Plus you know my willy is impressively large
So I always hit the coochie up aggressively hard
The [bad word] might not be technically working
But I treat her like a ho if we're ually twerking
Lil Ugly Mane I know how to play 'em
I be [bad word] with these hoes but I never ever pay 'em

Chorus X2

Listen up gangster cause the moral is this
Never fall in love cause a [bad word] is a [bad word] If she getting wet let her suck on your [bad word] But never fall in love cause a [bad word] is a [bad word] 
Chorus X2