Listening to My Penis

I have to stop listening to my [bad word]  listening to my [bad word] 
That's when I would be a genius, if I'd stop listening to my [bad word] 

I should be studying and working hard,
My future depends on this bizarre
Why am I standing in this noisy club?
With people I hate? What the [bad word] 
This doesn’t make sense, I hate this place,
12 Dollar drinks and a [bad word] DJ,
Abnoxious douchebags and easy girls (Oh yeah, that’s why I’m here… the easy girls)
I can’t believe that [bad word] to this,
To all this just [bad word] is ridiculous
I know I sound ist but I’m a feminist,
But the problem’s my [bad word] is an idiot,
And when [bad word] to arguments he always wins,
Rationality [bad word] with orgasms,
I lost my train of thought; this girl’s so hot,
Here I go again, I have to stop

listening to my [bad word]  listening to my [bad word] 
That's when I would be a genius, if I'd stop listening to my [bad word] 
I hate this girl; why am I talking to her?
She’s a horrible person but my mind’s a blur,
Coz she’s wearing a skirt and a push-up bra,
God [bad word] her wearing that push-up bra,
My mind keeps telling me to walk away,
“Jon just go home and [bad word] 
don’t waste your money and your time
with this really busy girl that you don’t even like”
But my [bad word] is like “Hey, I’m here to stay,
you gonna do everything that I say,
first get her [bad word]  then it will be easier,
if she wants to dance, then [bad word] dance with her”
But I hate this music and I hate dancing,
There’s no way I can afford all these drinks,
“Hey, do what you have to do to get me inside,
you know very well that you can’t win this fight”
So five minutes later I’m on the dancefloor,
Dancing to …. man I hate that hoe ,
I hate myself and I hate my [bad word] 
Coz it’s hard as a rock and I have to stop

listening to my [bad word]  listening to my [bad word] 
That's when I would be a genius, if I'd stop listening to my [bad word] 
Stumble out of the bar is to win the moaning,
Dead on the inside, but still horny,
I’m trying to get this girl back to her place,
But she says she’s hungry, so I have to wait,
Now I’m in a diner, it’s almost three,
She’s talking ‘bout her cat and reality TV,
I really should just go home and go to sleep,
But a [bad word] … just staring at me,
I just wanna spend a little time in there,
Which reminds me of a quote my Voltaire,
Anything just stupid to be spoken and sung
And I’ve been singing a lot since I have begun

listening to my [bad word]  listening to my [bad word] 
That's when I would be a genius, if I'd stop listening to my [bad word] 
So I’m back at her place, four a.m.,
Finally playtime begins,
All my hard work is about to pay off,
But all of a sudden there is a knock,
On the door, she starts to freak out,
Tells me she thought her boyfriend was outta town,
He kicks the door down,
I jump out the window,
I didn’t even have the time to grab my clothes,
So [bad word] like a [bad word] down the street,
Fully erect and still horny,
I finally give in, this has to stop,
So I hide in some bushes and start to jerk off,
I’m almost done, when I see flash and light,
It’s a SWAT car just appears outta the night,
I try [bad word] and that’s when I [bad word] 
I’m surrounded by cops on the break of dawn,
See this is what happens when you listen to your [bad word] 
You [bad word] an irrational, insane prick,
Now I’m sitting in the cell, ashamed and naked,
How the [bad word] will I explain this to my wife and kid?

listening to my [bad word]  listening to my [bad word] 
That's when I would be a genius, if I'd stop listening to my [bad word]