Marriage Can Suck It

Ah to be 22, washed up and [bad word] #39; through. You're a pair of K-mart shoes: plastic and phony and with the belief that happiness in life is matrimony. Padlocked to wedlock cuz time's a wastin' to hurry up and waste your life in marriage. Entrapment = death, caught in a web, sentenced to a harsh life of eating meals together and sharing the same bed, ick! How about you just invite me to the divorce instead. Skip the serenade and the [bad word] promises your mom and dad would've made. Honeymoon narcosis brains in a love-bong like anyone really waits that long cuz the way I see it you were already [bad word] way before you ever got [bad word] for the stupid tux. You are [bad word] losers, and I hope your kids are ugly.