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Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen,
if you're feeling underpowered, 
I'll help you make ammends, 
stick your weapon in the slot, 
and let it change your luck, 
few things in life are gauranteed, 
but I promise this wont suck 
Punch your fists into the air, 
and raise a rebel yell!
There's lotsa baduns out there
you need to send to hell. 
With Pack-A-Punch I have a hunch,
your problems will be gone, 
but if you end up on the ground, 
sing a country western song.
Pack-A-Punch (everybody!),
Pack-A-Punch (yee-haw!),
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