The Gay Barbie Song

Hi Gareth,
Hi Raul!
Wanna go for a ride?
On what?
On this!

(Chours)
Barbie such a [bad word] 
she it just a witch
INDEPENDANT!
I really hate her,
why does ken date her?
Ken is such a man,
I do all I can
Just to do him,
we just want to [bad word] him!
(She's such a [bad word] I'm gonna scratch her eyes out)

I have dreams about ken
Being inside my den
and we hold, and we kiss
like we're sweet hearts.
But that barbie's a [bad word] 
with her cute little butt
and I guess ken Likes [bad word] made
of fake parts
And I cry,
every day,
Cause' strait up the [bad word] is in my way,
Oooh Oooh Oooh

(Chours)
Barbie is a [bad word] 
She is just a witch!
I really hate her,
why does ken date her?
Ken is such a man,
I do all I can
Just to do him,
We want to [bad word] him

When I see her I will knee her
(ooh oooh oooh)
I will punch her and I'll crunch her
(Oooh! Oh yes!)

Hey Gareth!
What Raul?
Look whos over ther,Well if it isn't barbie WITH OUT ken in that stupid california dream van
HEY BARBIE COME OVER IT US COME OVER HERE MISSY!
miley cyrus makes me happy.
ahh!! take that!
You hooker,
You [bad word] 
scratch your eyes out,
Ok lets get the hell outta here