12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me
song for the Christmas EP
On the second day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me
Two broken femurs
And a song for the Christmas EP
On the twelth day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me
Tweleve ringside tickets
Eleven books of physics
Ten juicy corn dogs
Nine lucky combs
Eight woolen beanies
Seven sweater vests
Six hockey helmets
Five reusable bonds with a compound interest rate of
three percent acuity monthly
What? You gotta make your money work for you
Ohhh...
Four comfy PJ's
Three canned hams
Two broken femurs
And a song for the Christmas EP(2x)