Heeeeeey!

Chorus(4x): Luke 
Somebody say HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME PU-U-USSAY-Y-Y! 
(HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME PU-U-USSAY-Y-Y!) 

Verse 1: Brother Marquis 
You see, me and my homies like to play this game 
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train 
We all would line up in a single-file line 
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds 
But every time it came to me, I was [bad word] out of luck 
Because I'd stick my [bad word] in, and it would get stuck 
The girls would say "Stop!" I'd say "I'm not! 
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out!" 
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it 
And please don't knock it until you've tried it 
So to all of you [bad word] and all you hoes 
Let's have group  and do the Rambo! 

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Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice 
I'm the Peter Piper of the 1980's 
Got a long hard [bad word] for all of the ladies 
I don't care if you got three babies 
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes 
If you wanna blow, just let me know 
We can go backstage at the end of the show 
I'll look at you, and you will look at me 
With my [bad word] in my hands as you fall to your knees 
You know what to do, 'cause I won't say please 
Just nibble on my [bad word] like a rat does cheese! 

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