If You Don't Like The Village People, You're F***ing Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever,
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician,
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom.
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg.

If you don't like the Village people - you're [bad word] [bad word] 
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy - you're [bad word] [bad word] 
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop - you're [bad word] [bad word] 
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song - you're [bad word] [bad word] 

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People.
"Evil Dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People.
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People.
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer.

If you think Death were good after their demos - you're [bad word] [bad word] 
If you think rape is wrong - you're [bad word] [bad word] 
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny - you're [bad word] [bad word] 
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem - you're [bad word] [bad word] 

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're [bad word]