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"Ray William Johnson"
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    My Balls


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    Ray William Johnson


    жанры: funny, lol
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    Girl, I know you left me,
    but there was something I forgot to show you.
    
    Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
    It's been a while since we last spoke, but
    I need another chance. Can you give me that?
    'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
    
    I wanna be your man again, 
    But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
    And I know you said you'd never call,
    But girl, you ain't seen my balls.
    
    You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
    (repeat)
    
    My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
    They're so [bad word] big. How big are they?
    They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
    It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
    They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
    Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
    They're so big. They're run over your feet.
    That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
    
    And how can I be subtle, 
    when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
    And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
    That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
    In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
    Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
    I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
    'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.
    
    You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
    (repeat)
    
    My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
    but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
    And when the sun's right, it might cause
    total solar eclipse of my balls.
    'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
    and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
    Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
    No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
    
    I got what you need.
    And you'd said you'd never call,
    But girl you ain't seen these balls.
    
    I wanna be your man again, 
    But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
    And I know you said you'd never call,
    But girl, you ain't seen my balls.
    
    You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
    (repeat)
    
    I told you you'd be back.
    You must've forgot.
    You must've had Ballzheimer's.

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    Это интересно: Рэй Уильям Джонсон - известный молодой американский комик и видео-блоггер, ставший популярным благодаря своему шоу "=3"(Equals Three). Выпуски данного шоу выходят дважды в неделю, в них Рэй обозревает самые популярные в интернете видеоролики, давая смешные комментарии. Первый эпизод шоу вышел в апреле 2009 года и к концу года Рэй Уильям Джонсон стал самым популярным человеком на Youtube с огромнейшим количеством подписчиков. Кстати, по количеству подписчиков он занимает 1 место в истории Youtube. Кроме видеообзоров, Рэй также увлекается музыкой, в частности имеет непосредственное отношение к группе Fatty Spins.
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