Wonder if I gave an oreo to the big bad wolf.. How would the story

Wonder if I gave an oreo to the big bad wolf.. How would the story go? Would he still go huff and puff, or would he bring those pigs cool stuff, to decorate the deck he helped them build. Would they not get killed?
Wonder if I have an Oreo to a vampire in a creepy show. Would he not act so undead. Would he thirst for milk instead. I’ve just got this feeling that it might work out alright.
‘Cause creme does wondrous things inside a chocolate sandwich dream.
If I gave them to great white sharks, would they share them with baby seals. Would they call up a giant squid, for a friendly meal.
Wonder if I gave an oreo.
Wonder if I gave an oreo.
What if I gave an oreo to you!