Homecoming (Clean)

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than [bad word] I think she was coming back from the game or something
'Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I [bad word] her, and it was wild
She's such a [bad word] 
I [bad word] my American [bad word] (I loved my English romance)
I [bad word] my American [bad word] (I loved my English romance)
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice [bad word] (It was perfect, a dream came true)
(Just like a song by Blink 182)

(Okay, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was a rocker
From his y attitutde and the way he looked at me
Mmm, he is totally awesome
Oh my god
I think I'm in love)

I [bad word] my American [bad word] (I loved my English romance)
I [bad word] my American [bad word] (I loved my English romance)
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice [bad word] (It was perfect, a dream came true)
(Just like a song by Blink 182)

It was so nice to meet you
(The pleasure was mine, I do like you)
(Come to Cancun for spring break)
I'll think about it, it could be great
(And don't forget to send me a friend request)
As if