Pot Belly Bill

Pot Belly Bill
The Gas Supply Has Been Cut Off, The Telly's On The Blink
Billy Stinks, He Drinks & Spews Up In The Kitchen Sink
He's Sick Of His Bleedin' Life, & He's Gonna Smack The Wife In The Jaw
Billy’s Missus Cleans And Scrubs While Billy's Down The Boozer
But She's Had Belly Full Now Billy's Gonna Lose Her
She's In Her Dressing Gown, Billy's Breaking Down The Bedroom Door

Chorus:
Pot... Pot Belly Bill
Big Fat Dirty Lout
Pig & Layabout
Pot... Pot Belly Bill
Foul Gob That's Never Shut
Fat Slob With Beer Gut
Pot Pot Pot Belly Bill

He's Such Hog At Tea Time, He Shovels Down His Grub
He Burps & Makes Rude Noises, Then He Nicks Off Down The Pub
Between You & Me, & Billy's Missus Will Agree, He's Swine

It's Closing Time At The Local, & He Stumbles Out The Bar
The Drunken Lump Forgets To Switch The Lights On In His Car
But Billy Is Darer, He Did Not See The Sierra Round The Bend
1/2 An Hour Latter Billy's Hospitalized
"Tell The Wife To Bring Some Cans In With The Grapes" He Cries
But She's Seen The Light
She Said "Serve The Fat Slob Right, I Hope He Dies"