A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead of Swag

[bad word] (x2) 
I thought Swag was dead way before this 
I thought Swag had been buried in the forest 
But then Bieber said Swag in a [bad word] 
And I went and bought a big fat [bad word] 

Verse 1 
you're a Boss hog, you're a top dog 
You're so slamming, that I would say you've got pogs 
You're suave, swell, sick 
In the sense of being ill, chill, slick 

You're hip, You're a hit, You're the [bad word]  You're it 
If I were [bad word] then I would say you're the SSHSHHHHS-- 
Shimmy shimmy cocopuffs, You're so loco 
you're so dope it's nuts. you're raw as an open cut 

You're bold, you're golden, You're Funner 
a stone cold stunner, real mean mugger 
You're colder than the other side of my pillow 
or hot as the underside of the cover in a los angeles summer 

You're not dumb and dumber, You're smart and smarter 
You're hard and harder You're Peter Parker 
right after the spider bite You're so dynamite 
brightest light hypest hype 

you're so zen, you're a ten, you're gem 
Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme 

BREAKDOWN (Spoken) 
In 1860 Walt Whitman wrote "I [bad word] my hat as I please" in his famous poem Leaves of Grass 
In 2012 Just Bieber said "Swag swag swag swag, on you 
Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue 
I don't know about me, but I know about you 
So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag 

 [bad word] 

Verse 2 (Doubletime) 
presence, essence, pizzazz, panache, dashing flash, brazzen and brash, 
the verve, the nerve, the [bad word]  the proof the cash the passion and the class 
better than ever, cool as cucumber, smoother than butter, a little bit smug 
Hotter than a mug, eye of the Tiger, the heart of a lion, The look of thug 

pick of the litter, The Attitude, the cleanup hitter, The baddest dude 
totally sure, full of allure, a raconteur, the poison and cure 
gravitas, glamour, you're dropping the hammer, a swashbuckling, debonaire 
An lister, with X Factor, capital with the best hair 

Dragon slayer, the franchise player, The king, the president, governer, mayor 
You're rare, the opposite of square and pompus, You're shaped with flair like a rhombus 
confident, jaunty, awesomely saucy, You got more props than Ghandi 
You got it on lock, got rocks and moxie, like you're rocking some brand new socksies 

from city to city the grittiest kid, and he might be little bit [bad word] 
But saying Swag is obnoxious 
And if you be looking capture the confident way that I'm walking and talking there's options 
Just say he's got 'Watsky"