El Condor Pada

I am drivin' a Stealth 117a,
Invisible,
The honor of NATO,
And I am droping bombs
Over Serbs.

Heh, but one night I was spotted,
Surprisingly,
By a radar,
Or something else, [bad word] - I don't know.

I just know that somebody fooled me badly,
Like, their AAA is not working.
But something cracked down under
And broke my clutch,
The invisible one,
The one of the Stealth.

Buhahha - what happened to me
I cried.
I was falling down
Down to the fields
Crowded with peasants
With rakes (vilama)

Phuh!
The squad of farmers will beat a [bad word] out of me
When they catch me
Somewhere in that area
Because of that world policeman,
That, that Clinton!

But, fortunately
I was evacuated
With 32 copters.

Kahm,
Pheh ... Now,
Serbs are down there looking at my
Bomber,
The invisible one,
What can we do,
The crashed one,
The broken one,
The deceased one.

If only I knew about that,
that their AAA still works,
Nobody on Earth would make me
fight for some Kosovo,
because I'm not even sure
where is that.

No, guys, I am really not sure,
And I don't know where is that.
I was looking at some maps but I only know that it is far away.
And let the one who has sent me go there now,
I wouldn't stay down there any more.
I'd rather come back to my Colorado.