Baby's Daddy

Hey MarcAnnotateus...
Uh, what's up?
Um, there's something I wanted to ask you...
Uh, what is it?
Will you do me a favor?
Oh no no no!

[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy?
Oh hell no!
Will you watch sponge bob with him
And teach him how to make a crabby patty?
Oh hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh hell no! [bad word]  I'm mad enough to throws elbows!
Please?
No!
Please?
NO!

[Verse 1:]
Throw me the mic
I got a flow to recite
You got a baby by a [bad word] that you don't even like
broke [bad word] who thuggish
Always be talkin' rubbish
Steady be causing ruckus
All because you were sluttish
Jesus, I can't believe this, freak [bad word] 
That's the same mother [bad word] that you had cheated on me with!
I knew this would happen without a question
But you said
"I never have  without protection" [bad word] please
You left me flowing down [bad word] creek
You  driven like a big freak
Plus our relationship has been breached
You took a big leap
And rumor has it you sucked his [bad word] then kissed me
And now I'm suppose to be the father and the mental guide
Like sure I'll take care of the little guy [bad word]  you ain't puttin' me through the stress
I put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to death

[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy?
Oh hell no!
Will you watch sponge bob with him
And teach him how to make a crabby patty?
Oh hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh hell no! [bad word]  I'm mad enough to throws elbows!
Please?
No!
Please?
NO!

[Verse 2:]
I'm far from a [bad word]  life saver
Not your friendly neighbor
But yet you called me during your labor
It's not my issue, take me off the menu
I'm not the one who put the [bad word] in you
I'm not a mean guy
I hate to sound that foul
But I don't give a [bad word] about that child
You [bad word] right
See You chose him, then he [bad word] you
Tag your it
Too bad his [bad word] didn't have any insurance
You knew that he was just a lame [bad word] prior to it
Now your [bad word] hittin me up thinking I would do it
Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid
That's kinda stupid
Face the facts [bad word] your life is ruined
Don't be callin me like "My life's a crazy blur
Rashad don't take care of the baby and makes me hurt
I wish me and you could go back to the way we were" [bad word] we can
Just get rid of the baby first

[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy?
Oh hell no!
Will you watch sponge bob with him
And teach him how to make a crabby patty?
Oh hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh hell no! [bad word]  I'm mad enough to throws elbows!
Please?
No!
Please?
NO!

[Bridge:]
Now I won't be your baby's daddy
I'm not the one
But you can still give me some head
And maybe swallow some [bad word] And if you want it, then I can deliver quite clean
But don't ever send the baby to find me

[Verse 3:]
Yo
Do you remember when I told you that I would love you forever
And broke up with my girlfriend Heather
Kicked her to the curb
And got with you
Thinkin you were better
But found out you were a heart shredder
Yeah, I felt pretty stupid after that
Became the [bad word] that my crew was laughin at
I was foolish, that's a fact
So this is karma
You've been on my [bad word] list
So ha ha ha ha
That's what you get [bad word] 
[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always ma