Freakin' Friends

When the aliens come 
When the death rays hum 
When the bombers bomb 
We'll still be freakin' friends 

When the whip comes down 
When they nuke the town 
When dead clowns can't clown 
We'll still be freakin' friends 

Freakin' friends, 
Freakin' friends, 
Till we come to bad ends, 
We're freakin' friends

Freakin' friends, 
Freakin' friends, 
Till we come to bad ends, 
We're freakin' friends

When the 'skeeter bites 
Lightning hits our kites 
When we miss our flights 
We'll still be freakin' friends 

When my number's called 
When my garden's walled 
When my tires are bald 
We'll still be freakin' friends 

Freakin' friends, 
Freakin' friends, 
Till we come to bad ends, 
We're freakin' friends

Freakin' friends, 
Freakin' friends, 
Till we come to bad ends, 
We're freakin' friends

I was halfway down the plank 
Had a stick against my flank 
Then you pulled up in the Tank 
Rock on... 

When we're parched with drought 
And we can't catch trout 
When my voice gives out
We'll still be freakin' friends 

When the razor cuts 
When they torch the huts 
When I hate your guts 
We'll still be freakin' friends 

Freakin' friends, 
Freakin' friends, 
Till we come to bad ends, 
We're freakin' friends

Freakin' friends, 
Freakin' friends, 
Till we come to bad ends, 
We're freakin` friends