Like A Death Eater

If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
'Cause when you get down to it,
Evil doesn't rest.
If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
They keep it going longer,
And put me to the test.

I like a man,
Who's not afraid to use the Killing Curse.
If you [bad word] him off,
You might leave here in a hearse.
I like a guy,
Who's bold enough to Crucio his foes.
fella who can make,
Bats shoot out of your nose.
I like a boy,
Who's serious,
Enough not to to think twice about using the Imperius.
I know it isn't nice...

But If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
'Cause when you get down to it,
Evil doesn't rest.
If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
They keep it going longer,
And put me to the test.

So,
Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Take me from behind,
And hit it - Like a Quidditch Beater.

Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Knock me to the ground,
And do it dirty - Like a Quidditch Beater.

Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Up against the Mirror,
Watch me like we're in a Movie Theatre.

Leave on your hood,
But take off your mask.
I want to see your face,
When you tap that...

Ask me no more questions;
I'll tell you no more lies.
Evil attracts Women,
Like Death attracts Flies.

If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
'Cause when you get down to it,
Evil doesn't rest.
If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
They keep it going longer,
And put me to the test.

So,
Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Take me from behind,
And hit it - Like a Quidditch Beater.

Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Knock me to the ground,
And do it dirty - Like a Quidditch Beater.

Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Up against the Mirror,
Watch me like we're in a Movie Theatre.

Voldemort is Vile;
But Lucius is so Luscious.
Amycus is Wheezy;
But Draco is Delicious.
Peter Pettigrew is Creepy;
But Severus is [bad word] 
If Beggars can't be Choosers,
I'll take the Winners with the Losers.

If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
'Cause when you get down to it,
Evil doesn't rest.
If Wizards do it better,
Then Death Eaters do it best.
They keep it going longer,
And put me to the test.

So,
Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Take me from behind,
And hit it - Like a Quidditch Beater.

Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Knock me to the ground,
And do it dirty - Like a Quidditch Beater.

Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Up against the Mirror,
Watch me like we're in a Movie Theatre.

Do it like a Death Eater,
Like a Death Eater.
Lie All Over Me - Like Reeta Skeeter.