Patrick is a Cynic

...what? oh [bad word]  we're recording

Oh there's lots of things I hate
Like blacks and jews and mexicans
Oh there's lots of things I hate
Like cheap people and pregnant women
There's lots of things I really [bad word]  hate
Like traffic bills and constipation

I hate waitin' in line at the liquor store
When I lose a dime, can't find any more [bad word] me off when they call the cops
All I'm tryin' to do is act like a boss
And things I hate
My dog's mate
Things I hate
Not Duncan!

I hate going to the dentist 'cause that chick's a [bad word] Drills into my teeth when I've got an itch
Not on my teeth, 'cause that'd be [bad word]  weird
Not on my teeth, I ain't a [bad word] 'Cept on Sundays
'Cause Sunday is my fun day
*giggling*