All My Ex's Live In Texas

[bad word] 
All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana
Wanted me to push her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And Dimple's who now lives in Temple's
Got the law looking for me

 [bad word] 

I remember that old Frio River
Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my [bad word] thin
By transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But I [bad word] back to myself
Long before daylight

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
Therefore I reside in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hidin'
It's [bad word] that I died
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee