Resident Evil Afterlife Trailer Parody

Ground shot helicopter girl walking. 
Girl walking to rubble, fade out. 
Girl finds a random field of airplanes
Wide shot, same airplanes, cut. 
Fade in, bald chick, two swords, 
Light her face, shes not bald, dilate (dilate) 
Find a way to drop 
James Cameron’s name in the trailer 
girl running, throwing things at the camera 
fiery death, keep walking. 
cute puppies! kill ‘em with 2 shotguns,
yes, its another 3d movie, get ready 
airplane's comming, DUCK! 
jump off a cliff with style, 
Doors open, fall from vent 
draw your swords, spin 'em, 
slice, slice, slice, 
fire, roll, aim, red eyes, 
throw your glasses at the camera then dive 

on september 10, it'll rain on a girl 
and a guy in a hammer in slow motion 
in a new dimension 
where guys look like that 
and girls have shotguns of evil 
and hammers break pillars 
so jump on a window 
then flip over the bad guy in slow motion 
then strike a pose HUAH! 

Running, shooting, sploding,
shooting, running, shooting, 
hit glass...
Wait, is this the Matrix?