Student MOCKS Principal Song

Cy Creek cougarts Go Big Blue
Mr. Wells is leaving you
Nineteen years have just flown by
Now it's time to say goodbye
We're sad that we have to see you go
You're number one!

So Mr. Wells the end is near
It's time to ask... "Why are you here?"
Your salary is far too small
You should have stopped as basketball
I'm glad that you finally got a clue
Two decades late!

So thoughI like your gray goatee
You look like a guy from KFC
Thank goodness you won't be around
With that dancing toy James Brown
Cypress Creek will finally be Wells-free
Yippee!

We all know you lost your mind
When to motivate students
You kissed some swine...
Really?
So yes, you dressed up like Mozart
But the genius here is Jon Cozart
So let me end this with a bang...
BANG!

You'll go down in history 
As the single greatest principal
The world will ever see
W-E-L-L-S
Jim Wells you are the...
Best.