TiK ToK Parody

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud (lets go)
Cuz I don't care who I [bad word] off yeah I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed, 
So I put back all of my clothes (put them back on)

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily-ly
Trying to get a peak of some [bad word] 

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody [bad word] nuts
Hear the base, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss a knot
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the base, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Goodnight sweety, sleep well! Shut up mum I'm on msn! 
Now the girls are lining up because were [bad word] sailin
But we punch em in the mouth if they're not sarah palin

Talkin bout doin things well regret-gret
Menthal cigarette-rette
Butt plugs in his pet whoa! Whoa! 

Text sen on my Samsung, 
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have  with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung (I'm quite well hung)

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz I'm bloody [bad word] nuts
Hear the base, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss a knot
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the base, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go pow
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that he's had a whole [bad word] family with some Spanish [bad word] and he doesn't even know your name anymore.

Shut the [bad word] up! 
*Cries* I'm sorry

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody [bad word] nuts
Hear the base, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a knot
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the base, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

Just dance! 
Bad romance! 
Now lets copy poker face like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh