You are in the army now (Status Quo cover)

vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Now you remember what the draftman said
Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You be the hero of the neiborhood
Nobody knows that you left for good
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Smiling faces as you wait to land
But once you get there no one gives a [bad word] 
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Hand grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you want to survive get out of bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Shots ring out in the dad of night
The sergeant says: Твою мать
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You've got your orders better shoot on sight
Your finger's on the trigger, but it don't seem right
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Night is falling and you just can't see
Is this illusion or reality
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army  now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

In the army
You're in the army now
You're in the army
In the army now
In the army
You're in the army now
In the army
In the army now

А за морями есть лимоновый сад,
А я найду лимон и буду рад,
Но я тебе не дам!
Не смей меня винить!
You're in the army now
Не смей меня винить!