Wendy's Cunt Song (матерная песенка)

Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
 [bad word] a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and [bad word] out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying [bad word] #33;