Jimmy's (Bard) Song

There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow.
She didn't talk much but boy did she swallow.
I have a nice lance that she sat upon.
The maiden from Stonebury who was also your mom.

Перевод:
Девица в Стонберри Холлоу проживала
Была не болтлива, но круто глотала
На кол её часто насаживал я
И кстати, та девка - мамаша твоя