Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Ooh 

Bobby Joel and Betty got a real nice farm 
Everybody knows that they work real hard 
Bobby Joel sweatin' in the noonday sun 
Betty right beside him 'til the work's all done 

But every now and then they get a strong desire 
To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire 

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped 
The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped 
They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft 
Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off 

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow 
(Ain't nobody watchin' but the) 
Brown chicken, brown cow 
Yeah 

Black crow sittin' on a weather-vane 
He can see 'em comin' from a mile away 
Yeah, he's call-call-callin' out a loud alarm 
Hey, ol' Bobby Joel and Betty headin' for the barn 

Now the chicken ain't peckin' and the cow won't eat 
They're fightin' each other for a front row seat 

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped 
The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped 
They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft 
Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off 

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow 
(Ain't nobody watchin' but the) 
Brown chicken, brown cow 
Yeah 

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped 
The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped 
They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft 
Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off 

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow 
(Ain't nobody watchin' but the) 
Brown chicken, brown cow 
(Ain't nobody watchin') 

Brown chicken, brown cow 
(Ain't nobody watchin' but) 
Brown chicken, brown cow 
Only one watchin', baby 
(Ain't nobody watchin') 

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