This is the story of the FEAST

This is the story of the FEAST
Part one and two and three.
It began in a bar
They left in a car.
And now they're squashed on the street.

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

What is the story of the FEAST?
What on earth are the beasts?
I'd like to tell
But there's no chance to hell
And those that guessed didn't fare so well

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

It started when monsters attacked
little tavern's front and back
The folks put up and fight
few survived the night
And they drove off into the light

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

And thus began Part Two
The next day as bikers rolled through
Most of the next town had died
And a meth-head denied
place for the bikers to run and hide

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

That brings us to Part Three
The epic end of trilogy!
There was a prophet in a cape
Karate Kid and a creature repe
And a big robot left all mouths agape!

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

As the monsters did thrive
How could anyone survive?
Nothing will kill them! Not axes or bats!
They'll eat grandmas nad babies
And have  with cats!

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

And so is the end os the FEAST
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Maybe Part 4, will have all answers and more
But if not, don't [bad word] blame me.
OLE!