Nickelodeon Girls (#NR)

(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
My question is WHAT THE [bad word] ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some fire [bad word] \nWhen I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite [bad word] \nZoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my [bad word] in my hand anymore
Now I'm [bad word] upset
This is some [bad word] [bad word] \n
[Verse]
Dan Schneider
Bring all my [bad word] back
I need all my [bad word]  I need all my [bad word] \nThe new [bad word] you put out is wack
Dan Schneider
I'm just trying to get an erection
But now that these kids looking 13 and under
My [bad word] will suffer

Dan [bad word] Schneider (Schneider)
This ain't a [bad word] game, [bad word] \nI wanna watch a sitcom
With my hand on my [bad word] \nI wanna see a [bad word]  [bad word] 
Not [bad word] kid [bad word] \nReturn all the hot chicks
Or you gon get it [bad word] \n
ICarly, iCarly
I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson
As long as you giving me action
And Freddy gon' film the reaction
Sam gonna join in
And suck me a fat one
Nickelodeon girls
Can't live without 'em (whew)

Ariana Grande
I know I drive a Hyundai
I can put you in a coma
Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy)
My [bad word] put you in a coffin
All night screaming and tossing
Victoria Justice
I know you tryna touch this

Lizzie McGuire is tight
But I bet Zoey's tighter
You can find me in her bed
Digging through that vaginer
Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy
But you can still have my babies (whew)
Go down like a dog with the rabies
Y'all can't save me

Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies
Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's
With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes
She playing with the balls like Brady (ay)\r [bad word] off with the [bad word] little kids with their stupid [bad word] \nI only wanna see the ones with a body fit
And I don't want to be the one to be a [bad word] about it
But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)
Where the [bad word] at?
Dan Schneider why you ruining your business?
You realize I'd probably buy cable if you keep all the girls
And the ratings all stable
Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle
Cuz I'm not a pedophile
I'm not trying to see that [bad word] (c'mon man)

The girls I have ualized are all in their 20's and 30's
(Disclaimer!)
I'm not saying you should change all the [bad word] \nBut at least something after 10:30 (30!)

Dan Schneider
Bring all my [bad word] back
I need all my [bad word]  I need all my [bad word] \nI need all my [bad word] back

I love you Dan Schneider, just please bring them back