Dysentery Gary (Secret Acoustic Show Stockholm, Sweden - 11.11.16)

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a [bad word] weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I'm giving up,
She found someone
There's plenty more,
Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
 [bad word] back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a [bad word] weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
 [bad word] the guy that took and ran away

He's a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I'm giving up,
She found someone
There's plenty more,
Girls are such a drag

 [bad word] this place,
I lost the war,
I hate you all,
Your mom's a [bad word] 
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag