Don't Mess With Latexas

I know that I should just confess
But I don't admit too much these days
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm and now I'm tame

But sooner than later I'll need more
I'll try to behave myself till' then
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm cause now I'm fed

You seduce me with your bottle neck
And vapid proofs through [bad word] breath
Though you're half my age and half undressed
It's morally ambiguous

Still your speech is young, your words are wrong
You talk so much, your voice is raw
I'm sure you're sick of sucking up 
I'm such a sucker for a sycophant

I know that I should just confess
But I don't admit too much these days
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm and now I'm tame

But sooner or later anymore
I'll try to behave myself till' then
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm cause I'm just fed

You state is so picturesque
Your men are strong, your women blessed
Though I was taught to never mess
With the poison wells of latexas

I know that I should just confess
But I don't admit too much these days
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm and now I'm tame

But sooner or later anymore
I'll try to behave myself till' then
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm cause I'm just fed