My Beloved Monster

My beloved monster and me
We go everywhere together
Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves
Gets us through all kinds of weather 

She will always be the only thing
That comes between me and the awful sting
That comes from living in a world that's so [bad word] mean 

My beloved monster is tough
If she wants she will disrobe you
But if you lay her down for a kiss
Her little heart it could explode 

She will always be the only thing
That comes between me and the awful sting
That comes from living in a world that's so [bad word] mean