Courage to Tell a Lie [Nisemonogatari ep.1]

Ano desu ne, Araragi-san,
Kai to yu no wa buta wa yura nandesu yo
Futsu, utae [bad word] kimite ireba indesu. Sotto da genjitsutoyu monodesu.
Shiranakia shiranai houhou wa ii koto nandesu yo.
Mushiro, kai o [bad word] koto de shiranai koto afueta dake no koto nan desuyo.

Soka, towa, tsuibun hanashi konjatana. [bad word] Hachikuji, hitomuchimate.

Ah, ie, watashi wa itsudatte ichini [bad word] dake desuyo.
 [bad word] yu nara, Araragi-san no ie te kono hen deata kana?
Sona koto o kangae nagara no, sampo [bad word] 

Omae, inakunatari wa shinai wa?

Itsumo tarin no tsupo bakarin o [bad word]  Araragi-san wa,
Sonna funi jibun no tsupo [bad word] aretete
Tabun watashi wa zenze Shinobu-san kuraeba no wa deshou ne?

Atashi wa inakunatari wa shimasen yo, hontou...
Atashi wa doshiou komote itara, sono toki wo tasukete itadaite mo kamaemasenka?

 [bad word] yo, atarimai darou.