Hell In a Handbasket

Oh and Now
The end is near
And I face that final curtain
So good-bye to strife
This is the last dance of my life
Lord of this I'm certain

I've been a sinner.
I've been a saint.
Done both good and evil deeds.
Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends
and that's good enough for me.

Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive.
Well if that's [bad word] then why
does there need to be a [bad word] 
Hey, what's that sulfury smell?
Now I can feel, the fire, creepin up my thigh.

I'm goin to [bad word] 
in a handbasket.
It's a Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, Galileo, mama mia, scaramouche, scaramouche.
Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me.

I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
With my flesh they'll make a feast.
I'm gonna be there in that number.
That's 666 the number of the beast.

I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
Well at least I'll have a view.
Oh I will see the fire, through [bad word] razor wire.
Oh don't you worry, I saved a seat for You.

I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
And I might like it that way.
No this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
Than alive and kicking in Jersey any day

I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
I'd pray if I had the guile.
No this ain't no fib
I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib.
'Cause on my knees repentent ain't my style.

I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
Oh please don't pray for me.
No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.
There ain't nothin he can do that ain't already been done to me.

I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
And I'll have [bad word] too.
'Cause If I was so bad, than there's no need to be sad.
'Cause everybody else will be there too (Including You!)

Oh good Lord, I only ask you forgive
The self righteous who decieve
When your words they twist,
We both know [bad word] don't exist,
Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe