Courage to tell a lie

Ano desu ne, Araragi-san,
Kai to yu no wa buta wa yura nandesu yo
Futsu, utae no rueda kimite ireba indesu. Sotto da genjitsutoyu monodesu.
Shiranakia shiranai houhou wa ii koto nandesu yo.
Mushiro, kai o shiru koto de shiranai koto afueta dake no koto nan desuyo.

Soka, towa, tsuibun hanashi konjatana. Warukatana Hachikuji, hitomuchimate.

Ah, ie, watashi wa itsudatte ichini mayotteru dake desuyo.
 [bad word] yu nara, Araragi-san no ie te kono hen deata kana?
Sona koto o kangae nagara no, sampo [bad word] 

Omae, inakunatari wa shinai wa?

Itsumo tarin no tsupo bakarin o kangaeteru, Araragi-san wa,
Sonna funi jibun no tsupo chitsukeru aretete
Tabun watashi wa zenze Shinobu-san kuraeba no wa deshou ne?

Atashi wa inakunatari wa shimasen yo, hontou...
Atashi wa doshiou komote itara, sono toki wo tasukete itadaite mo kamaemasenka?

Tasukeru yo, atarimai darou.