Love Jihad

da-don’t you know that i’m a bad girl
 raging right across the world
 bla-bla-blow like a volcano
 shake my hurricane curls
 so if you wanna come and get fresh with me
 i’ll have you bumping bumping up and down the street 

da-don’t you know that I’m a hurricane
 driving all the boys insane
 use their hearts as a weapon
 and a pistol for their brain
 but lalalalalover i ga-gotta leave
 here’s a tissue for your ta-ta-tears 

danger danger
 who’s the player?
 fingers in the pie
 watch out honey
 ain’t no dummy
 deadly lovers lie 

question question
 what’s your motive?
 get’em? got’em? go!
 love’em love’em
 leave’em leave’em
 jihad romeo 

dadada- do the death dance
 if you fu-fu [bad word] with me
 six sad suckers in the grave
 but ten beneath the sheets
 and heaven ha-ha heaven is sa-south you see
 spider spin-a-spun a sa-sa-satin weave 

ca-ca-ca-catch me in the fast lane
 roll the dice and win the game
 self-direct the suckers pay-off
 go for broke again
 and playa pla pla playa da-don’t cry for me
 mami’s got more trinkets up her sa-sa-sleeve 

holler holler at your lover
 trick’em trace’em train
 kee-kee-keep him close to heart
 don’t wear him on a chain
 freedom freedom ain’t no reason
 to be taking lives
 hustle, hustle spin the puzzle
 friends and foes are spies